His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
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You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
operation have a gay friend backfired
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
We had to coat check the pizza.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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