I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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