:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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