So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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