Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I just gift wrapped bread.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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