So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
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