The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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