woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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