we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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