well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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