my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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