Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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