Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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