But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Randomize
