What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Randomize
