haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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