He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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