dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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