didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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