Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I need a burrito and a hug.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
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