Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
The best revenge is premature balding
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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