just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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