Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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