Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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