I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
Randomize
