I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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