Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
The struggles of a small town man whore
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
God I need to hump something, right now.
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