found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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