Ambien. No doubt about it.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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