why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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