I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
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