What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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