She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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