He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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