I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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