No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
is that a dick in a sweater?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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