After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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