C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
You can't just leave with hair like that
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
