they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
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