"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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