She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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