Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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