Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I queefed so loud it echoed.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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