So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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