Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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