so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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