Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
