Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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