Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Never underestimate the power of titties
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