god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Randomize
