Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I AM VODKA MAN
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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