I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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